dear you filthy maggot. . .

*you were decent on my hair
*but you made me nauseous! i was sick for like a week from your sickly sweet smell!
*your odor haunts me to this day, that's why you're in the trash can : )
*have a nice day
*i don't hate you that much, you get one thumb up, as long as something has clamped my nostrils shut!

pantene pro v: relaxed & natural daily oil creme moisturizer

*you? you are a disgrace upon the family!

*how dare you call yourself a part of the relaxed & natural line

*sure, you may smell good, but you are worthless

*leaving my hair all sticky, stiff and gray looking. . .

*i say goodday sir, goodday!

*two thumbs down, and add a big toe in there too!